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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !

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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line'".

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